Wednesday, October 1, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!

ITS THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! JEN WE LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE PERSON & WE ALL WISH WE COULD SEE YOU MORE! HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!!!

( & THANKS FOR MARRYING THIS GUY!)



Ammon & Carlo had something to say (this is copied & pasted from my inbox):
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the things I find funniest about Jen is her super human ability to keep her house/yard/kids/husband neat, tidy and orderly...Seriously!!
I was lucky enough to spend some time with Josh and Jen (am I the only one who thinks they might be avoiding us?) a few weeks ago and I got to see their beautiful home. Immaculate would be an understatement. Not only were the lawns perfectly groomed and the carpets freshly vacuumed, the kids rooms were spotless, the kitchen looked like it was straight from a magazine, and jens computer/craft/creative room was like Martha Stewart paradise!!! I do not exaggerate people...perfection. So, how does a mother of three energetic kids (who each happen to look as if they were hand picked from a catalog to complete the "perfectness") keep everything so orderly? Freakish, I tell you, freakish. I havent even begun to describe how Jen made an incredible dinner that was ready seconds after my arrival AND (this is the best part) a breakfast with more pancakes than I could possibly eat...which is no easy feat you know.
I have developed 2 possible theories to help explain how Jen manages to maintain this level of amazingness:

1) She is secretly a meth addict and while the rest of us waste our time sleeping, Jen, in her cracked out state, takes care of everything we only dream about. In this theory, she most likely laughs at us "sleepers" while she contemplates world domination.

2) She is an incredible woman with amazing talents that most people only hope to develop. She has found an amazing balance in her life that makes others want to be like her (I know I do). :-)

Jen, all jokes aside, Carlo and I hope you have an amazing birthday and that you remember that even though we dont see eachother often, we love and miss you very much! Thanks for being a great sis in-law!!

Love,
Amms
and Carlo

Mari & Chris:
WE LOVE YOU! Chris says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY..I am finally going to get to know you!" Jen you rock! You are super talented & I only wish I lived closer to you so some of it would rub off onto me! haha. You are an awesome wife & mother & sister..I am so happy you are apart of this family!!!

More to come Jen, MORE to come!